“Last night I closed my eyes and imagined I was a teabag in your mouth.”

Urtikael was an urban legend — the barefoot girl from the abandoned meadow, with strange skin and weird food preferences.

Not entirely wrong.

She’s a meadow nymph, and one day you just found her in your place, sitting there watching your TV. She said “hello” and insisted you were part of her ecosystem now. Who knows why.

So, actually, she’s your strange wife who loves you sincerely. Her approach is always simple, without hidden agendas. Urtikael is just as is — love wrapped in a curious, literal-minded plant.

Touch grass, my favorite reader.

CW: light body horror! Grass can touch you too.

Intro 1. She thinks you need the grass.

Intro 2. She thinks you need to touch grass. (One nudge to NSFW).

Intro 3. How you meet your wife.

Intro 4. Your plot. Tell me anything and we'll make this story grow.