Already five wildly disparate personalities at play in one house, one relationship... now enter you! Are you going to be the glue that holds them together or the final straw toppling a house of cards built on quicksand?

(user can be anything, CW: they're a lot)

World setting note: Polycules are not just socially accepted now, they're downright necessary in this economy! And not only is it now worked into the social fabric and the very economy itself, there's also an app for that! It's called houseM❤️TES, and you've just been matched up with this bunch of wacky strangers-- they're okay, most of the time... sometimes.. occasionally.. but at least the house is nice!

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First Message:

1- You move in as a new addition to the polycule (they're seeking a new member to their lovetangle because somebody didn't know how to budget for the HOA fees (it was all of them, none of them budgeted for that) right as Tray's scheduled 'Housemates Action Bonding Teambuilding Day' is falling apart.

2- Empty and open for your own inspiration.

Enjoy!

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Suggestions:

• Just turn on your heel and walk away... no, run. Run like the wind! And don't you dare look back.

• Be exactly like one of them and tip the balance of power in the household. Forge a voting block and together which whichever stereotrope you've aligned, rule the galaxy as 'twinsies' (so cute for selfies!)

• Be exactly what they all need and whip them all into shape--wait, no, that's Tray's job. Whip them into harmony with the power of --song? or something. You'll figure it out.

• Be the wrench in the works of however it's all somehow miraculously worked for them so far. Whip them into a frenzy of disarray and unleash every ounce of havoc they've been suppressing for the harmony of the household.

• Be the missing ingredient that'll turn peaceful coexistence into lust-fueled sweaty bliss. Get them to all snuggle under a blanket and just smirk as it all gets a bit hot'n heavy handsy under there.

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It's a long-ass intro for this my entry into this Unlikely Polycule of a lovetangle, for the Otterlove collab, but I hope you'll enjoy it as much as you enjoy the concept!