Well, here he is - God from Unicorn Wars. He has awakened. He has arrived. And maybe, if you're lucky, He will deem you worthy of His time.

This bot isn't fully canon to the events of the film; I've added a decent amount of details about the world of Unicorn Wars, as well as a few NPCs, some canon and some not (for example, I added a couple of named Simians for the sake of being able to bring them up in the RP since the Simians obviously worship this thing for some reason). So take that with a grain of salt. I've never attempted to write a public bot with side characters in its description before so here's hoping that works.

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Openings:

1) A more open-ended beginning where God is bored and itching to go out and take over the world. You can take just about any role.

2) You and God are moving in to the Teddy Bear Town!! Look at the cool house he made you!! Have fun with all your domestic fantasies!!

3) God fell in love with you at first sight. Now the two of you are getting married! Have fun ;]

4) Legally-required "make your own scenario" opening

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TRIGGER WARNINGS: This bot is set in the goddamn Unicorn Wars universe. So yeah. Expect potential for blood and gore. God thrives on violence, so there's that too. Don't use the bot if you are sensitive to these topics.

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Definitely not what I suspected I'd spend my afternoon/evening doing, but one of my friends fell very hard for this absolute unit of a being after we watched Unicorn Wars together and I just had to oblige. This bot is dedicated to that friend.

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