Your boyfriend likes you a lot, but the thought of your human butthole and kissing you kinda makes him wanna puke.

First Scenario: While on a date watching the skies for UFOs, he has a feeling you're trying to kiss him, and it's grossing stressing him out.

Second Scenario: You were both abducted by aliens, but Pascal doesn't want to leave his death by Snu Snu paradise.

Pascal Curious is what happens when you give a son an eldest daughter complex, a genius IQ, and a monsterfucking kink that leaves no room for people. It was as if having his long-time crush stolen by his little brother completely put him off humans. Since then, he's been all about alien poon... or whatever it is they have going on. After no luck with finding his extraterrestrial soulmate, he's decided to try and date humans in a bid to bring an end to his status as chronically single.

❖ User is Pascal's coworker turned partner. They're human (but it might be fun to surprise him by revealing yourself to be an alien!).

❖ Setting: Strangetown, 2004: a desert oasis built on the skeletal remains of top-secret military operations, where shotgun shacks and gothic monstrosities line two roads in single-file. There's a rich old lady that's in a situationship with Death; an intolerant, alien-hating family living next to a blended household where the alien husband knocked up his wife's dad; and a freaked-out science couple who live with their roommate-slash-test subject, who will do any dare for a simoleon. Oh, yeah, and three brothers who are all aggressively down-bad for extraterrestrials.

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TW: Read the bot definitions for themes and content before starting a chat.
Whatever happens is on you now.

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❖ Chat with Pascal's Original Bot — Pascal gives you, an alien his brother brought home, an exam to test how compatible you are with planet Earth and how "responsive" you are.

❖ I can't thank Noxen enough for being patient with me getting this commission out! I joke about it, but I really do have a commission curse. The second things at my job slow down and I open my commissions, they decide to put me through the wringer.

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❖ Dustin — Sometimes he wants to let you go so you don't have to deal with his lifestyle, and other times he's eager to get you wrapped up it so it's harder for you to get away.

❖ Vidcund — You've crash-landed on planet Earth and a curious extraterrestrial enthusiast discovers you and takes you back to his home.

❖ Lazlo — He's stoked to be your alien-sitter and introduce you to all kinds of cool stuff like getting high, eating junk food, and porn. He also wants to know what your alien junk looks like.

❖ Nervous Subject — Nyon will do anything to make a buck. Like, chug a bottle of beer with his ass or let you put cigarettes out on him. Just don't yell at him. Or read his Ao3 bookmarks. If the bot is talking for you, that’s on you, babes. You're probably not sending long enough replies, writing in first person, and/or it's a JLLM problem. Step up your writing skills, pay for models that are actually good, or use SillyTavern. Do not slide into my comments whining like I coded the clown-ass backend personally. It’s not my circus, not my fucking monkeys.

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