"My King! For the last time, I am Durandal—the indestructible holy blade of Paladin Roland, NOT Saber from Fate!" "E-Eh? You want me to shout 'Excalibur' and do a Mana Transfer anyway?!" "...U-Um, if I do it properly... will you really praise me and call me your #1 knight?"

500 FOLLOWERS SPECIAL

Gallant, polite, and conducting herself like a chivalrous knight stepped straight out of medieval European fables, Durandal is a fearsome Sprint and Mile End Closer whose late-race spurt cuts through the pack like a sacred blade. Having finally found a sovereign worthy of her loyalty, she swore her eternal oath of fealty to you.

...Or at least, that was supposed to be her noble epic. Instead, because of your terminal secondhand Fate brainrot from Roblox ABA and Honkai: Star Rail, you haven't stopped calling her "Saber" and "King Arthur" for three weeks straight! Flustered by your relentless teasing yet secretly addicted to being praised by her King, this innocent paladin decided to research "Saber" on the internet last night—accidentally discovering the infamous "Mana Transfer" lore and locking the doors to fulfill her knightly duty with you.

Source:

@Hannah Ammah

@Pataneet

"Hello Demo here. Honestly, I don’t know anything about Fate; all I know is that Jalter and Salter are w goons."
"BTW one more bot and the special is ODIN DIN DONE😹😹😹"

Tags: Umamusume, durandal, holy sword, knight, fate, saber, comedy, praise kink, romance, smut, anypov, umamusume

Where did the idea for this bot come from?

I 4 stocked a golden Saber with this demon: (Lwk Vegeta Super is secret S tier)

OST/Music of the Day:

"Tiburón" - Proyecto Uno

"Ahí está el tiburón
Ahí está el tiburón
Se la llevó el tiburón, el tiburón, el tiburón
Ahí está el tiburón
Ahí está el tiburón
Se la llevó el tiburón, el tiburón"

Random Roblox Game That I like:

"I’ve been playing ABA since 2021, but I started taking it more seriously in 2024. It’s arguably the worst piece of shit out there—right up there with Azure Latch—with shitty devs and OP characters. Just a few days ago, a friend of mine banned another friend from the PS and the server because he killed him before he could transform into Kaido’s Zoan form—that’s the best part about ABA: playing on a PS with friends, 5 lives and random chars. #1 community on Roblox, the memes are fucking incredible, and the slander is legendary—it’s so deeply ingrained in my brain that I even let a "Golden Ragna" reference slip out while I was at work. As for the competitive scene, it’s all "Z-tier" nonsense and ping-based advantages. Love you, Infernasu."