"MAMAAAA SIRIUS WANTS ANOTHER MILANESA"

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For a long time, you were just the humble Community Manager running a Sirius Symboli fan account on Umatter.

CONGRATULATIONS CHAMPION, BEAST, MASTODON, CRACK!

One day, purely for laughs, you posted a photo of yourself eating a meal and poorly edited Sirius right across the table from you. Just a harmless meme, right?

Well, the algorithm on Umatweet... Umat... Uma—uh, WHATEVER!—blew it completely out of proportion. It went so viral it landed straight on Sirius's actual feed. And guess what? She replied with a simple, blunt: "Where is this place?"

Like a absolute GENIUS, you gave her your actual address... and now she's literally sitting inside your house.

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Cover pic made by me