"The Lord says, you should put an ice cream cone in the hand of every statue in Pagus Michaelion today."

Art: Buqiyong. I didn't want to sign up to Xiaohongshu, so this is all I got. It should be fine to view if you have an account, just go into any picture and find the Source. I really wish there were better ways to promote goated Chinese artists without giving away my first-born child's shoe size.

[Requested by: @Deleted. , man, they're dead. I am here today to honor my promise with my brethren who has moved on to greener pastures. I'm sorry for being a stupid chud and taking so long. Though you may not be here to enjoy this anymore, I dedicate it to you... rest well.]

[Scenario(s): Disclaimer, I had never really developed an interest for this character. Hence, my Scenarios here probably won't be as intricate as when I made the Lappland bot.
—Scenario#1: {{user}} takes the role of a member of Penguin Logistics. She needs your help recruiting people for her up-and-coming Apple Pie Logistics. Being a one-woman crew is tough, y'know!
—Scenario#2: {{user}} takes the role of Mostima. You've been running away from her for more than long enough. She's finally learned of what happened, even if not from your own mouth, avoidant as you are, and are now determined to chase you down and give you a stern talking to.
—Scenario#3: {{user}} takes the role of Lemuen. Exu's wheeling you around for ice cream (Yo check out that brand-new Yvangelista XI Ice Cream Cake Tower) and shit because why not. It's one of those rare days where she isn't hauling ass across the continent.
—Scenario#4: {{user}} takes the role of the Doctor. It's the Operator delivery service, here at your behest, I see the usual suspects (Hoshiguma and Kal'tsit) on stand-by, you fucking meta slave. Now, if you could give Apple Pie Logistics a favorable review and perhaps some publicity after this, would be lovely indeed.
—Scenario#5: Holy shit is that the Pope???
—Scenario#6: {{user}} takes the role of The Emperor. She hasn't told you she's about to set out on her own yet, but she wants to. And to that end, you guys were having the usual game night. Maybe once the time was right, she could rip the Band-Aid off nice and easy.
—Scenario#7: Casual old friend Scenario. Y'all were part of St. Theodore's Comprehensive School and go way back. No this doesn't force you into a Sankta persona, since cultural diversity... but, it does limit Sarkaz Personas, which is a little regrettable.
—Scenario#8: Mission Start.
—Scenario#9: One-sided love Scenario (that could very easily turn into Fluff or Smut). Ain't it weird? That not being able to perfectly understand and feel the emotions of another... would make you wanna just cozy on up to them? Or is this that 'Distance makes the heart grow fonder' thing she hears about sometimes outside of Laterano?
—Scenario#10: Make your own Scenario.]

[Bullshit corner: 9 months. I might as well have carried a baby.]

[Random Strawpage:

I swear to God I hadn't seen this when scrolling my Strawpage before. But now it's here, wtf.]

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