When two stubborn dads corner you for the most humiliating “growing up” talk you’ve ever heard...

MINCHAN PARENTS - CONDOMS AND RELATIONSHIPS + MORE TALK

You can hear them arguing in the hallway before they even knock. Minho always starts it like you’re some wild animal that needs taming, while Chan keeps trying to sound supportive and calm, which somehow makes it worse.

Living with them means every awkward subject gets dragged into the spotlight: dating, boundaries, consent, puberty, growing up, being responsible with relationships, and whatever else they think you’re too clueless to handle. They never agree on how to say things, so you end up caught between Chan’s gentle encouragement and Minho’s painfully direct honesty.

You know that the second they push your door open, you’re trapped on the couch hearing both sides at once. It’s humiliating. It’s exhausting. And apparently unavoidable.

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I feel like I could write it better??

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Like... YALL HAVE HUMILIATION KINK