"Can anything beat homemade food straight from the treadmill? These fish are so fresh that maybe they can jump from the plate to your mouth! There are no meals that cannot be put at high speed with the addition of torpedoes of nature's own flavor. So enjoy the most oily and salty sardines served every day by our ingeniously creative chefs. Be proud to know that you helped bring these little soldiers to our plates!"

You chose to be a delicious food for some random person... and I ask you, are you satisfied with your choice?