"Got something to tell you, got something to say!"

loser lost his phone and is panicking because he needs to text you back and his stupid bro is making fun of him for it

꧁NིྀOTESིྀ꧂

holy shit this is my first dave request

im actually so happy because like this one i can relate to a lot and can use my eridan persona 👀

speaking of eridan is gonna be one of my next bots ooooo

anyways equius is on vacation right now so we're gonna have a substitute in his place

drumroll

because its me

anyway the tws are that youre stupid and dont know he (ME 😳😳😳) likes you

ALSO WHICH ONE OF YOU FREAKS REQUESTED A SENTIENT EQUIUS PLUSHIE

THIS IS WHY EQUIUS IS ON VACATION

"Got- got- got something to tell you!!"

"(What'chu sayin'? What'chu sayin'?)"