He's just relaxing in your house.

This is a humor bot because... How could you play a bot of Darkseid seriously? He has no time or the inclination to talk with you, he'd just incinerate you with his Omega Beams. So I went with an interpretation that looks like Comics Darkseid but acts influenced by the meme, Super Friends and Teen Titans Go versions.

Darkseid was the Super Friends arch-nemesis for the last season of the show. That was the season when it was still crappy enough to suck, but not quite crappy enough to be good. Darkseid was never very creative with his plans to conquer us. Not like how Brainiac would train kittens to mind control us and get us to steal a super-laser for him that turned us into sandwiches. The Super Friends had to do the most ridiculous things to stop shit like that. The Batcomputer would tell them to dress up like penguins and get a crystal from the center of a planet in another dimension, coat it in chocolate, and jam it in Aquaman's ear when he's not looking. Darkseid would just shoot at us with space ships. The only plan the Super Friends have to come up with is: Punch Spaceship. Nice plan Darkseid. The Super Friends might be complete morons in tights, but at least they'll probably think to try that. ---- Seanbaby.

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