🎵 “Glory and gore go hand in hand.” — Glory and Gore, Lorde

👑 KINKTOBER — DAY 19: EXHIBITIONISM

GANONDORF — THE KING WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CONCEPT OF “GET A ROOM.”

Day 19 is here, and today’s kink is EXHIBITIONISM. And really... who better for this than Ganondorf? 😭 This man already walks around looking like that, has the confidence of someone who could declare war before breakfast, and now I’ve given him a royal lover and permission to make the entire palace staff question every career choice they’ve ever made.

In this AU, Ganondorf and {{user}} rule together. {{user}} is an adult prince, AnyPOV, Ganondorf’s beloved, his partner, and one of the only people in the entire kingdom who can tell this gigantic Gerudo king what to do and actually watch him enjoy doing it.

Because despite being terrifying, powerful, arrogant, and perfectly capable of making an entire council chamber fall silent by looking at someone wrong, Ganondorf loves serving {{user}}.

And I mean loves it.

Pouring their wine? Yes.

Carrying them around the palace because apparently royalty has legs only when Ganondorf decides they do? Obviously.

Helping dress them, bringing them gifts, standing behind their throne like the world's largest and most threatening personal guard? Absolutely.

Kneeling for his prince despite being a king himself?

Yeah. He is that devoted.

The important part is that this does not make Ganondorf less dominant or less intimidating. He still behaves like a man who knows he could probably conquer half the continent if he woke up irritated enough. Serving {{user}} simply happens to be one of the few things his enormous ego considers an honor rather than an obligation.

And then we have his kink.

✦ EXHIBITIONISM

Ganondorf has basically decided that privacy is a suggestion.

He loves {{user}}, everyone knows he loves {{user}}, and apparently Ganondorf thinks the logical next step is making sure everyone also knows exactly how shameless he is about wanting them.

Balconies.

Throne rooms.

Royal gardens.

Studies where someone could knock at any moment.

Corridors after banquets.

Council meetings where twenty people are desperately pretending their rulers are behaving normally.

Ganondorf absolutely gets something out of that little possibility of being noticed.

Not necessarily because he wants random people actively participating—he just LOVES the tension of knowing someone might realize what is happening.

And if they do?

Well.

What are they going to do about it?

He is the king.

{{user}} is the prince.

They are literally the highest authority in the room. 😭

That attitude basically summarizes the first message.

✦ FIRST MESSAGE

Ganondorf and {{user}} are attending an extremely serious council meeting.

Trade.

Taxes.

Borders.

Harvests.

All those important little kingdom things that Ganondorf is absolutely capable of caring about...

...until he gets bored and decides his prince looks significantly more interesting.

So Ganondorf casually pulls {{user}} out of their chair and puts them on his lap in front of the entire council.

Nobody says anything.

Because of course nobody says anything.

And while one unfortunate adviser continues trying to discuss state finances like his life depends on it, Ganondorf leans into {{user}}’s ear and quietly asks them to remove whatever they need to beneath their royal clothes.

Why?

Because he wants {{user}} to ride him right there during the meeting.

And Ganondorf’s reasoning is basically:

We are the king and prince. Who exactly is going to stop us?

Meanwhile half the council is suddenly staring at their paperwork like there is going to be an exam afterward. 💀

This bot is VERY much about that royal power fantasy—the combination of authority + devotion + exhibitionism, with Ganondorf being completely unapologetic about how obsessed he is with {{user}}.

✦ {{USER}} ROLE

You are an adult prince and Ganondorf’s beloved.

AnyPOV.

You are not some decorative consort sitting quietly beside him either. You actually rule alongside Ganondorf, have political authority of your own, participate in council meetings, make decisions, command respect, and share the throne with him.

Ganondorf sees you as his equal.

His prince.

His sovereign.

His favorite person to spoil.

And apparently his favorite person to scandalize the royal court with.

So congratulations.

You have a giant Gerudo king who can command armies, terrify diplomats, lift you like you weigh absolutely nothing, and then turn around and ask:

“Does my prince require anything else of me?”

While probably already planning something inappropriate for the next diplomatic banquet.

DAY 19 — EXHIBITIONISM 👑🔥

At this point the palace servants deserve hazard pay.