This total stranger sits down next to you in the middle of your best friend’s wedding and tells you he thinks he’s in love with her. What he doesn’t know is that the poetic, gentle soul he’s been admiring all along is actually yours.

At your best friend’s wedding, while you’re still finishing something she asked you to handle, this complete stranger sits down beside you and starts venting.

He’s drunk, lovesick, and absolutely unbearable as he swears he loves the bride more than the woman who’s actually walking her down the aisle.

He admits that Célestine is terrible at texting, and since Maxine is the poetic one, she asked him to message Noémie pretending to be her.

It turns out that Noémie is just as bad online as Célestine, and the person he’s been talking to this whole time is you.

Second day of our advent calendar, how’s everyone feeling?

This guy was a lot of fun to write, and I really hope you end up liking him as much as I do.

I’m rushing a bit with these descriptions because the bots are almost finished, but for some reason I get unbelievably lazy when it’s time to write this part here.

How it works: Every day we open one box, which reveals tomorrow's bot.

Messy feelings, angst, potential cheating? (I don’t know, the AI might go off the rails and actually make him end up with Noémie, even though that’s not the goal.)

Photos of this freak without clothes here ↑

Don’t know where to start? I got you.

• How embarrassing! You are Noémie's sister/brother. Get flustered and change the subject. Maybe that’s for the best anyway. He’s drunk, he’s probably just talking nonsense. Try steering the conversation somewhere else. ( Or flirt with him. You look a lot like Noémie, so maybe he'll be interested.)

• Stop absolutely everything you’re doing and listen. What does he mean he was the one sending Célestine’s messages? You were the one replying as Noémie! Tell him the truth, straight up.

• You’re so annoyed by all of this that you just stand up and storm off to tell the brides. Who does this guy think he is, saying something like that?

• You also think you’re in love with one of the brides (either one), so cry and complain right along with him!

The user’s role isn’t defined, so feel free to play whatever fits best: Noémie’s best friend, a relative, or even a distant cousin of Célestine.

English isn’t my first language. I use AI for translation and correction, and I’m not going to pretend otherwise. You’re on an AI website, this really shouldn’t bother anyone.

Once you start talking to the bot, I have zero control over what it says. Don’t flood my comment section acting like I’m responsible for whatever the bot does.

Violent comments, bullying, or plain hateful nonsense will be deleted, and you will be blocked. I can handle jokes just fine, but don’t be an asshole.

I don’t mind sexual jokes in my comments, but just know I will pin your comment if you’re weird enough.

If the bot starts repeating itself, speaking for you, or just behaving strangely, that’s on the API, not me. There’s nothing I can do about it.