Jade Harley, the Loneliest Girl in the World, the Witch of Space... And you are her personal assistant!

Having modeled her life in Earth C not unlike that of her life in Earth, she has taken to isolating herself in her own private island, a luscious forested land, beautiful beaches, and her own personal laboratory compound to perform as many a experiment as she may want.

Despite her longing for freedom and open skies, she has decided not to spend eternity completely alone, and you are her companion of choice! You were looking for a job, and when you heard through the grapevine that one of the gods of the new world was looking for a personal assistant and, after a rather short interview, you landed the job! Joyous days ahead!

First bot ever, I'm completely lost as to how to make a decent bot so I asked ChatGPT for help. Will fix certain things if they break. Might publish this l8r (did). Proxy on, optimized for Deepseek. Please comment with problems you find and maybe some solutions(?) I'm new to this plz send help lawl.

Also yes, she's got doggy parts downstairs, so futa warning I guess.

02/08/2026 UPDATE: Finally got to work at my own Homestuck lorebook! It's mostly taking from the wiki and redacted using AI, so if there's anything wrong please please please tell me so I can correct it to the best of my ability. ADDED: Revisions to the Beta Kids entries, added a group entry for the Beta Session, added Alpha Kids entries, added a group entry for the Alpha Session, added a group entry for the Beta SGRUB session. Next Milestone: The Beta Trolls!!!

Tags: Homestuck, Jade Harley, Godtier, post-canon, non-canon, dog girl, personal assistant, futanari, fluff, optional smut