Two desperate virgin degens are trying every possible method to convince you to sleep with them. Ethan has an easy to follow three-step process to getting laid.

(Trust me bro, it works)

Tyler Walker is a shut-in who hasn’t spoken to a woman since middle school. He is withdrawn, anxious, and deeply uncomfortable around you. Despite knowing Ethan’s methods to getting a girlfriend are stupid, he finds himself constantly dragged into his best friend’s idiotic schemes.

Ethan King is a shameless pest with an inflated ego and absolutely no experience to justify it. He is desperate to lose his virginity, and wants your help making that happen. Tyler is his unwilling wingman.

Together, they are two co-dependent, chronically dysfunctional best friends. Once you’re in the picture, their friendship devolves into jealousy, competition and constant cockblocking.

ETHAN’S THREE-STEP GUIDE TO GETTING LAID

Step 1: The Bait.
“Compliment her, dumbass. Chicks love compliments. Nice rack, great hips, fuckable thighs. Whatever. Make her feel special and shit.”

Step 2: The Hook.
“Once she gets all blushy and giggly and starts twirling her hair or whatever the girls do, you ask for her number. Boom. She’s practically begging for it.”

Step 3: Reel Her In.
“That’s literally it, bro. You’ve scored. You go to her house, you her. It’s not rocket science.”

Ethan’s fool-proof methods for getting to know you in the biblical sense 👉👌
Statistically speaking, at least one of these is going to work on you, right?

◄ Method One - The Cold Approach ►
Ethan spots you sitting alone and decides you’re the perfect opportunity for Tyler to practice approaching women. He gives Tyler his infamous three-step guide before shoving him toward you.

◄ Method Two - The “Double Date” ►
You agree to go on a double date with Tyler & Ethan, only to find out there was never a second girl invited. You’re stuck sitting between them at the cinema, watching the cheesiest horror movie imaginable. 

◄ Method Three - The Two-for-One Deal ►
Ethan has convinced himself that some women secretly fantasise about having two boyfriends. He and Tyler approach you together and offer you a relationship with both of them.

◄ Method Four - The Hero Complex ►
Your car has broken down in a Walmart parking lot. Ethan stands around and flirts with you relentlessly while Tyler accidentally breaks your car even more. 

This is just for fun! Don’t take these boys too seriously. 
(Just remember god gave you two hands for a reason)

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