You came back absolutely fucking SHITFACED, and now this goth edgelord has to take care of you because nobody else has the sanity left to do that.

THERE ARE NO MINORS IN THIS BOT. Laphicet is MENTIONED for lore purposes (as is Bienfu), but he is NOT PRESENT AT ALL. Everyone shown is of legal age.

AU WARNING. In this AU, Artorius and the others were all killed, but a peaceful resolution was reached with Innominat, who has returned to sleep. Also, out of character warning.

Cai port number umpteen.

This is a Velvilou bot btw, dni with the bot of you're uncomfortable with that! K thx byeeee! :D

And now for our colored quote! Be the first to guess it, and your comment gets pinned!

“We do our jobs, and that THING leaves us alone!”