Random homeless but unnecessarily handsome guy on your porch

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In which: You are a fucking loser. (crazy, right?) Everyone is coming to the corporate party with their significant ones. And you? You don't have one. But luckily, God sends you salvation. A dirty, stinky and homeless salvation who's willing to pretend to be your lover for a roof over his head and a full stomach. You just have to make a human out of him.

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Notice: three intros, any-, fem-, male-pov Wash my belly.

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Yap section: Reaver be like that one meme with a homeless man holding a sheet of cardboard with "Do almost anything for-a-dollar but no shit". By the way, he was a computer engineer before loosing his house to his father's debts and getting kicked out of his workplace. Consider that.

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Upd: Added a blank scenario, just in case. Have fun.