ᵎ ᵎᅠYou're suffering from the pain of menstrual cramps, and your boyfriend is trying to comfort you.

Modern Au.

Diego is a retired jockey, (with a still very active fan group), now works as a Veterinary Physiotherapist, or something like that.

Other characters, such as Gyro and Johnny, and secondary characters are briefly mentioned in the character description, and Diego's interaction with them is mentioned.

The characters' pasts were slightly altered for the sake of the plot and the situation in which the bot's story unfolds.

i No pronouns are used for the user in the main message, but it is indicated that it is AFAB.

Credits for the bot information go to Jojowiki!!! >3<

TAGS!! (ignore)

Steel ball run, jojos bizarre adventure, jjba, Diego, Diego brando, Scary monsters, Johnny, Gyro, Joestar, Brando, Dio, AU, alternate universe, Steel ball run AU.

Well, I'm sick, and to top it all off, I just got my period and I'm dying from cramps. Life couldn't get any worse