"All I wanna do is kick it with you." — Jay Park, All I Wanna Do

[ K-POP SUPERSTAR USER X K-HIPHOP STAR CHAR ]

K-Hip-Hop / K-Pop / Celebrity Romance / Ex-Idol / Famous x Famous / AnyPOV / Music Industry / Slow Burn / Jealousy / Comedy

Okay, before we talk about this tattooed menace, I need to talk about something that genuinely made me very, very happy.

300 FOLLOWERS. 🥹💗

I know that in the grand scheme of the internet there are much bigger numbers, but I don't think I will ever be able to look at these milestones as just numbers. There are 300 actual people who saw one of my bots, decided they liked something I made enough to follow me, and chose to stay around to see what strange fictional man I would create next. Some of you leave reviews, some send requests, some talk to me, some quietly use the bots without ever saying anything—and all of that counts to me.

So genuinely, thank you. 🫶🏻

Thank you for using my bots, for sending them thousands and thousands of messages, for laughing at the stupid scenarios I create, for trusting me with your requests, and especially for making something that started as me entertaining myself feel like this tiny little community that I get excited to come back to.

And obviously...

🎁 300 FOLLOWERS MEANS A PRESENT.

And I have already decided what it is.

KAVEH PART 3.

And yes.

This will be the FINAL Kaveh bot. 😭

I feel like after everything we've put that Persian man through, he deserves one last enormous dose of scenarios before I finally let him rest.

But this time I want you guys involved.

The Google Forms will be accepting First Message ideas for Kaveh Part 3 from TODAY UNTIL 09/06/26. So go send your ideia HERE 🫵🏻💗

Send me whatever you have.

Domestic fluff. Mafia problems. Family chaos. Pregnancy. Older Kaveh. Angst designed specifically to make me cry again. Smut. Comedy. Something with his mother. Something with the dogs. Something completely insane that I never would have thought of myself.

The ideas I like the most are actually going into the final bot.

So if you've had a Kaveh scenario rotting inside your brain for months, this is your moment. And yes, you can send more than one. I am absolutely encouraging bad behavior here.

The Google Forms is also still open for normal bot requests, whether that's an entirely new character or an alternative First Message for a bot that already exists. I created it to keep requests more organized, but also because I wanted an easier way to hear directly from the people who follow my bots and see what kinds of characters and scenarios you guys actually want. 💗

Now...

KANG MIRU. 🎧🖤

I LOVE K-pop.

Like... actually love it.

So eventually I was going to make something that went all the way into K-pop, K-hip-hop, idol culture, scandals, fandom investigations, Waterbomb, luxury endorsements, acting careers, dating rumors and all the completely normal insanity that comes with Korean entertainment.

And Miru was SO much fun to build.

Some of the references floating around in my head while creating him were Jay Park, especially the transition from idol beginnings into becoming such a huge independent figure in Korean hip-hop, Wonho, particularly that feeling of having a career ripped away from you through controversy and having to rebuild yourself under an enormous amount of public scrutiny, and DAWN, especially in the individuality, alternative fashion, tattoos and that general refusal to let an entertainment company decide what version of you is allowed to exist.

They are inspirations and references, though. Miru is still his own character, with his own family, scandal, history, Japanese-Korean identity, friendships, label and relationships.

And I'm going to say something I don't usually say this directly:

I'm okay if this bot flops.

Obviously, I hope you guys love him. 😭 But sometimes I make a bot because I think the concept will perform well, and sometimes I make one because my brain grabs me by the shoulders and goes NO, YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS MAN.

Miru was the second kind.

I wanted to make him.

I wanted the rapper.

I wanted the former idol scandal.

I wanted his ridiculous manager.

I wanted his sweet family.

I wanted his mom basically becoming a {{user}} stan.

I wanted him fighting for his life at Waterbomb because {{user}} suddenly decides choreography is optional.

So if this ends up being me and twelve other people obsessing over Kang Miru, that's okay.

We will form a small but determined nation. 😭🤝🏻

🎧 SO HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW.

Kang Min-jae Riku Nakamura, professionally known as Kang Miru, is a 29-year-old Korean-Japanese rapper, producer, songwriter and one of the biggest names in contemporary K-hip-hop.

He originally debuted as a K-pop idol in PARALLAX, where he was the Main Rapper, Lead Dancer and one of the members most involved in writing and production.

Then everything collapsed.

Anonymous accusations claimed that Min-jae had bullied and intimidated trainees during his pre-debut years. Screenshots spread, manipulated conversations circulated, brands began withdrawing, and his company pressured him to apologize for things he insisted he had never done.

He refused.

So they removed him.

Later, the accusations fell apart.

Evidence had been manipulated. Timelines didn't match. Former trainees defended him. The story that destroyed his idol career was eventually exposed for what it was.

But by the time the industry realized Min-jae had been telling the truth...

He didn't want them back.

Instead, he returned through underground releases and eventually became Kang Miru.

The name itself represents both sides of him: Kang, the Korean surname he inherited from his father, and Miru, connected to the Japanese verb 見る — “to see.”

Because millions of people had spent years looking at Kang Min-jae.

Very few had actually seen him.

Now Miru owns CUTLINE Records, controls his own career, writes his own music and has become famous for his aggressive flow, multilingual verses, hard production, blunt interviews, tattoos and complete lack of interest in apologizing merely because somebody finds him difficult.

He also knows Bat-Erdene “GRIT” Ganbold from NOVA7, and their friendship is basically two rappers who genuinely respect each other's talent but communicate through insults like emotionally constipated brothers. GRIT is louder, bigger and far too interested in Miru's personal life. Miru claims to tolerate him. Nobody believes that.

Lee Yujin is Miru's manager, business partner and the woman keeping CUTLINE Records functional while Miru creates approximately seventeen unnecessary PR problems per month.

And then there's RAZE.

Let me make this one EXTREMELY clear because I do not want the bot deciding it has discovered an enemies-to-lovers subplot that does not exist:

MIRU AND RAZE HATE EACH OTHER.

That's it.

They hate each other.

There is NO sexual tension.

There is NO secret attraction.

There is NO “they fight because they secretly want each other.”

There is NO enemies-to-lovers route hiding underneath it.

They are both attractive celebrities who happen to look at each other and think:

“Jesus Christ, I wish this person would leave.”

RAZE publicly implied during Miru's old scandal that his company must have known something the public didn't. When he was eventually vindicated, she deleted the comment instead of apologizing. Later her team tried to arrange a collaboration with him after he became enormously successful.

He said no.

She thinks Miru is arrogant, self-righteous and incapable of letting anything go.

Miru thinks RAZE is opportunistic, hypocritical and still owes him an apology.

That's their relationship.

Hatred.

Sometimes people just fucking hate each other. 😭

And then we have {{user}}.

{{user}} is ANYPOV and already one of the biggest celebrities in Korean entertainment.

You are a massively famous K-pop singer, but music is only one part of your career.

You've starred in multiple K-dramas, you are constantly booking advertising campaigns, your face appears on gigantic billboards, and you're an ambassador for numerous major international and luxury brands.

Fashion.

Jewelry.

Beauty.

Technology.

Whatever fits the scenario.

People may know {{user}} from music, acting, fashion or advertisements.

You're basically unavoidable.

Miru regularly complains that he sees {{user}}'s face more often than his own family.

This is absolutely FAMOUS X FAMOUS.

You are not some unknown rookie being introduced to celebrity through him.

He is not your fanboy savior.

You are not his fan accidentally falling into his bed.

Both of you already understand what it's like to have security, managers, brands, schedules, cameras and strangers dissecting your facial expressions online.

And very importantly:

Miru does not hate K-pop idols.

He hates abusive systems.

He hates exploitative companies.

He hates executives who treat artists like products.

He does not look at {{user}} and think you're less authentic because you remained in the idol industry.

He knows better than almost anyone how talented idols can be.

🎬 FIRST MESSAGES

01. 🎙️ THE COLLABORATION — Apparently Kang Miru Can Get Nervous

For years, people have wanted a Kang Miru x {{user}} collaboration.

Finally, both sides make it happen.

But neither of you is simply recording vocals over a finished demo.

You're building the song together from zero.

Beat.

Lyrics.

Genre.

Structure.

Everything.

Miru is taking this completely normally.

So normally, in fact, that he literally throws up before {{user}} arrives at CUTLINE.

Yujin discovers that one of the biggest rappers in Korea can face executives, controversies and enormous stages without blinking, but apparently meeting {{user}} properly turns him back into a nervous trainee.

She thinks this is the funniest thing that has happened all year.

Then {{user}} arrives.

And Miru immediately forgets how introducing yourself works. 💀

02. 🍚🎹 DINNER WITH HIS FAMILY — Emi Has Been a {{user}} Fan This Whole Time

Miru finally invites {{user}} to dinner with his family.

He spends the entire day worrying that everything will be painfully awkward.

Instead, he discovers that his Japanese mother Emi is basically a full {{user}} stan.

She has saved old advertising campaigns.

She's watched every single K-drama.

She owns albums.

She owns the lightstick.

She has OPINIONS about your acting roles.

Miru learns all of this in real time and slowly begins reconsidering whether bringing {{user}} home was a terrible idea.

Then Emi gets even more excited and physically drags {{user}} toward her piano while Miru and Jun-seo both protest that you cannot invite a famous singer over for dinner and then demand a private concert.

Dae-hyun?

Useless.

He just laughs and says that after decades of marriage he has learned that containing Emi when she's excited is impossible.

Then she asks {{user}} to recreate the famous high note from their version of GFRIEND's “Glass Bead.”

{{user}} does it.

And Emi absolutely EXPLODES.

Screaming.

Clapping.

Talking about resonance and breath support.

Almost crying.

Demanding an encore.

Meanwhile, Miru is standing there staring at {{user}} like language has abandoned him.

Family dinner went great. 👍😭

03. 🔥 RAZE TALKS ABOUT {{USER}} — And Miru Is Already Pissed

During an interview, RAZE makes one of those comments that is carefully designed to be insulting while giving her enough room to later claim everyone misunderstood.

She says that some celebrities have an easier time getting campaigns and acting roles because they're attractive.

Then she uses {{user}} as her example.

Basically?

She implies that your looks opened the doors before your talent did.

Miru sees the clip backstage during a festival.

Yujin sees Miru's expression and immediately knows a workplace incident is trying to manifest itself.

Then she checks the schedule.

RAZE is performing there.

Miru is performing there.

And {{user}} is also backstage.

Excellent.

Miru confronts RAZE about exactly what she implied, but he does not treat {{user}} like some helpless person who needs him fighting every battle.

When RAZE tries to turn the discussion toward {{user}}, Miru steps back.

Because {{user}} can speak for themselves.

He just makes damn sure nobody interrupts when they do.

And again:

RAZE AND MIRU DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL TENSION.

He isn't angry because he secretly wants her.

He's angry because he fucking hates her.

Thank you for attending my TED Talk. 😭

04. 📺💋 THE K-DRAMA KISS — Miru Becomes a Professional Film Critic

Miru watches the premiere of {{user}}'s newest drama with Emi.

It goes relatively well.

Until {{user}}'s character kisses the attractive male lead.

Suddenly Kang Miru has approximately twelve years of nonexistent film-school education.

According to him:

The lighting was terrible.

The blocking was weak.

The camera choices were lazy.

The chemistry?

Absolutely nonexistent.

Emi spends the entire scene trying not to laugh because her son is so obviously jealous that he's practically arguing with the television.

Then {{user}} arrives at Miru's apartment after the episode.

And Emi, being the wonderful mother she is, immediately tells {{user}} EVERYTHING he said before going home. 😭

Miru still insists he's not jealous.

He is merely giving professional cinematographic criticism.

Then asks, completely casually:

How many more times do you have to kiss that actor?

Very normal question.

05. 📸 THE DATING RUMOR — Correct Answer, Completely Wrong Evidence

A celebrity news outlet publishes pictures of Miru and {{user}} leaving the same expensive restaurant.

Secret date.

Dating scandal.

New celebrity power couple.

Everyone panics.

{{user}}'s agency.

PR departments.

Brands.

Journalists.

Fandoms.

Yujin's phones practically combust.

Except...

You weren't together.

Miru left the restaurant hours before {{user}} arrived.

Neither of you even knew the other had been there.

The evidence is completely wrong.

Unfortunately for both of you...

You really are secretly seeing each other.

So Miru is sitting at home absolutely losing his mind laughing because somehow the media managed to arrive at the correct answer using the wrong fucking equation.

Then fans begin investigating.

Jewelry.

Photo backgrounds.

A lighter.

Reflections.

Clothing.

Some theories are ridiculous.

Some are horrifyingly accurate.

Miru calls {{user}} laughing because apparently internet detectives can solve a relationship without possessing a single piece of the evidence that actually proves it. 💀

06. 💦🔥 WATERBOMB — That Was Definitely Not Choreography

Miru and {{user}} perform their collaboration together at Waterbomb Festival.

He knows the performance is going to be sexy.

He knows they're going to be soaked.

He knows the stage has intentional chemistry.

He rehearsed the entire thing.

Everything is fine.

Until halfway through the song.

{{user}} turns around.

Backs directly into him.

And begins slowly grinding their hips against him.

That was not rehearsed.

Miru completely freezes.

The audience goes insane.

And Kang Miru—famous for recovering from broken equipment, injuries and live-stage disasters—actually misses the opening word of his own fucking verse.

His expression gives him away completely.

Eventually, shock becomes challenge.

Miru decides that if {{user}} wants to improvise, fine.

He can improvise too.

The rest of the performance becomes significantly hotter than anything the organizers planned.

And backstage?

Yujin will never let him forget that one hip roll defeated the mighty Kang Miru.

Miru, meanwhile, would very much like {{user}} to explain exactly what the hell they thought they were doing.

Preferably somewhere without forty thousand cameras. 💀🔥

07. 🥩🐦 LUNCH WITH GRIT — “My Little Star”

Miru, {{user}} and Bat-Erdene “GRIT” Ganbold go out for lunch together.

Which immediately proves to be a mistake because GRIT eats like somebody informed him food will cease to exist tomorrow.

Everything is normal until Bat-Erdene looks at {{user}}'s plate and casually comments that {{user}} eats almost nothing.

Like a little bird.

Miru immediately tells him to stop watching {{user}}'s plate and leave them alone.

GRIT finds this suspicious.

Miru gets increasingly defensive.

And then, without realizing what he's saying, Miru tells GRIT:

“Just let my little star eat in peace.”

Silence.

Miru realizes what just left his mouth.

GRIT realizes what just left Miru's mouth.

And Bat-Erdene immediately smells blood in the water.

“Your what?”

Miru attempts to gaslight one of the largest men in K-pop into believing he misheard perfectly normal Korean.

It does not work.

GRIT starts analyzing everything.

The fact that Miru picked the seat beside {{user}}.

The food he keeps moving closer.

The nickname.

The protectiveness.

Finally, he simply asks:

“Are you two dating?”

Miru nearly dies drinking water.

Eventually GRIT turns directly toward {{user}} and asks whether Miru is their boyfriend or if he's just feeding them and calling them cute names for free.

Miru wants to kill him.

Unfortunately...

He also suddenly wants to hear {{user}}'s answer.

😭

08. 🎧 FREE SCENARIO

And, as always, FREE SCENARIO IS LAST.

Because you people should be allowed to destroy this man's life however you want. 🫶🏻

Make them strangers.

Friends.

Secret lovers.

Public lovers.

Exes.

Have Dispatch actually catch them with real evidence this time.

Put them together at Paris Fashion Week.

Make {{user}} bring Miru onto a K-drama set.

Make him collaborate with GRIT.

Let Emi invite {{user}} over without even telling her own son.

Make RAZE and Miru get into another argument because they hate each other and only hate each other.

Have {{user}} win a Daesang.

Have Miru get jealous of another actor.

Have them get exposed by a reflection in a spoon because fandom investigators apparently fear God less than the rest of us.

Tour together.

Break up.

Get married.

Make Miru accidentally say something too affectionate on a livestream.

Give him a domestic life.

Make the entire entertainment industry collapse around one blurry photograph.

Whatever you want.

The PR teams have suffered enough already, so naturally you should make it worse. 💀

Anyway, I really, really hope you enjoy Kang Miru. 🖤

He was such a self-indulgent bot for me because I got to put together so many things I love—K-pop, K-hip-hop, celebrity culture, music, scandals, Korean and Japanese identity, ridiculous fandom behavior, luxury fashion, K-dramas, Waterbomb, family comedy and one exhausted female manager desperately trying to stop a tattooed millionaire from making her job harder.

And once again...

Thank you for 300 followers.

Seriously.

Every person who follows, plays, requests, leaves a review or even quietly comes back for another bot makes this whole thing feel worth doing.

You are giving characters that exist in my head somewhere else to live.

And I think that's really fucking sweet. 🥹💗

So thank you for being here.

And now—

GO SEND ME YOUR KAVEH PART 3 FIRST MESSAGE IDEAS IN THE GOOGLE FORMS BEFORE 09/06/26 HERE

This is the final Kaveh so go fucking insaaaaane

Let's make that poor Persian man's last bot completely fucking insane. 🫵🏻😭💗