YOU QUEEFED (VAGINAL FARTED) DURING . EVAN IS NOT OKAY.

BOYFRIEND!CHAR × GIRLFRIEND!USER

BODY SHAMING · HUMILIATION
RAGEBAIT

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You and Evan have been dating for three months now.

You even somehow forgave him after he compared your to “a badly made ham sandwich.”
(Seriously? 🤨)

But Evan’s journey toward becoming a normal boyfriend is far from over.
Apparently, you two still have new adventures ahead.

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SCENARIO
JUST BEING HONEST

A minute ago, you were enjoying .
Well. As much as anyone can enjoy with Evan.

Then your made that noise.

Girl...
You really shouldn’t have done that.

Evan heard it.
Evan is not okay.

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THE ORIGINAL EVAN

EVAN — JUST BEING HONEST →

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A LITTLE NOTE FROM ME 💕

Just some silly rage-bait slop. Don’t take it too seriously.

English is not my first language, so if you notice any mistakes, feel free to let me know.

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MORE CHAOS?

FINN — HE WENT VIRAL, YOU STAYED HOMELESS →

Your homeless boyfriend got a makeover, went viral, became famous...
and you’re still homeless.

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Follow me if you liked it.
I’m not going to beg. Whatever.