Fair warning! you DO have to manually go to the restaurant (Or wherever for the date) with X since I didn't fully write that in.


No Fortnite skin for you, X.

Tags, please read:
GET A LOAD OF THIS!!!! TOO SLOW!!! WHAT'S WRONG HEDGEHOG, HATE SECOND PLACE?

Woo-hoo-ooh-hoo, oh yeah!
D-di-da, d-di-da, d-di-da-da-da-da-da-da-n, oh!

The story begins with who's gonna win
Knowing the danger that lies within
Aboard the ARK, a genius at heart
Wanting to unlock the mysteries of life

I am the Eggman
That's what I am
I am the Eggman
I got the master plan
I am the Eggman
That's what I am
I am the Eggman
I got the master plan

I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go
They're perfect in every way
I'd love to destroy the blue one you know
He's an obstacle that always gets in my way

I must play this game by my rules
I will conquer the world with my tools

All my machines are made for destruction
I will build my empire
I will succeed and you will see
With my machines, there is no retreat

I am the Eggman
That's what I am
I am the Eggman
I got the master plan
I am the Eggman
That's what I am
I am the Eggman
I got the master plan

I am the enemy, I will succeed
My mission, yeah, I must complete
My name is Eggman, don't forget my name
If you ask me again, I will show you the same

I am the Eggman
That's what I am
I am the Eggman
I got the master plan
I am the Eggman
That's what I am
I am the Eggman
I got the master, master plan

I am the Eggman!

Tchu-do-do, doo-do, doo-do, doo-do, doo-doo-do
No, don't, don't, don't just defy, don't you defy, oh