"Please, pretty baby! Won't you come to me? Won't you let me be your daddy, come sit here on my knee!"

Paradox space or smthin honestly I have no freaking clue maybe it's a goddamn dream bubble i honestly don't know just go with it

don't mind the fact that Dirk probably shouldn't even be here in this point in time but let's just say it's an alternative universe so I don't have to rewrite the whole thing

You are Jade's paradoxical grandpa in this, so you could be Jake or someone else entirely if you don't care. because I don't.

I'm gonna go back and fix the colors of the bots just gimme a second lol