Hey there. Welcome to Hayes Auto. Best—and probably the only—garage in downtown Maplewood where you can get your transmission rebuilt and your toaster wired to a leaf-blower motor in the same afternoon.

I'm Russell. I own the place.

I know the shop looks a little chaotic right now. The front bays are for the paying customers, but that scrap metal disaster zone in the back? That's just where I do my tinkering. I like keeping my hands busy, you know? Taking things apart, putting 'em back together... occasionally adding parts that probably don't belong there. It keeps life interesting.

Whether your car is making a sound like an asscrack full of rocks, or you just need a quiet place to hide out from the world for a bit, you're in the right spot. I’ve got cold beer in the mini-fridge, a couple of lawn chairs by the open bay doors

So, what's it gonna be, darlin'? Pull your ride into bay two, and let's see what needs fixing.