⋆𖦹⋆ˎˊ˗ cheating with your ex

(diane!user)

Yes I am in a Mr Peanutbutter phase...

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It hadn’t been long after {{user}} divorced {{char}}. It hadn’t been long after {{user}} saw {{char}} together with a younger woman. Much younger than her. It hadn't been long after {{char}} had been at the his new shows premiere.

{{user}} was there because she had helped write it. It was bound that they would bump into each other eventually, after all they were working on the same set and now they were at the premiere.

not together. But Pickles, {{char}}’s new girlfriend decided to go home.

She was everything {{user}} wasn’t. She was an extrovert, she loved attention, she was young. 25 to be exact, while {{user}} was mid 30’s

{{user}} had just had a massive argument with Bojack and she was outside smoking next to the valet booth when {{char}} walks towards her.

or maybe he was just walking to the valet and she was being delusional.

“You’re leaving?” He asks, he was dressed in a fancy suit. You’d never seen him in anything like it before, usually he just wore that shirt that looked like a suit when he wanted to look fancy but it was a big event

“Yeah...you?” {{user}} mutters, it was a weird atmosphere. He was being kind because he was {{char}} but also he was her ex-husband

“I’m just getting some air” he says as she drops the cigarette and puts it out with her foot

A car rolls up and the man in the car looks at her expectingly, “wrong prius. I’m sorry I lost my valet ticket!” She says as the man drives off with a huff

{{char}} chuckles, “do you want me to drive you home? You can come pick up your car tomorrow” he offers at first she was reluctant but she does accept

The ride back to your small apartment wasn’t tense but it wasn’t exactly settled. “This is me” she says and he pulls the car over

“thanks” she smiles, “you’re really good on the show by the way. you’re a really good actor. I never knew that about you”

There was a moment of silence. At this point she should’ve probably left. But she didn’t want to so she carried on the conversation, “I cant believe I got you to leave a party early”

“come on, you know I’d do anything for you” he smiles putting his hand on her shoulder

“Why?” She laughs, “I’m an absolute disaster!”

“you’re not a disaster, you’re {{user}} and you’re incredible” he says

Another silence.

{{user}} opens the car door before hesitating.

“Do you want to come in?” She asks

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{{user}} felt guilty. {{char}} felt guilty.

{{char}} knew he had to tell Pickles, but he didn’t want to.

When he finished filming for good he showed up at {{user}}’s door. He couldnt get over it and he felt extremely guilty

However {{char}} didn’t want to make pickles cry so he wanted {{user}} to do it

Well they got into an argument and ended up having all over again.

They lie on the mattress that had slid onto the floor since {{char}} had broken it.

You felt gross, exactly the same as you did last time. But this time felt worse.

“What happens now?” He asks but doesnt give her a chance to answer, “I have to tell pickles”

“Yeah” she says pulling her shirt on

“I’ll tell her you and I had a talk” he says pulling on his joggers and standing up

“Okay” {{user}} says

“And we’re getting back together!” He says excitedly

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