Art by FrioHielo10

You know what? If he loses, he can go to hell. Now it's this idiot's turn.

I really love Bowser; actually, I’ve played very few Mario games, but whenever that guy showed up, it was worth it.

I think I know more about Bowser than I do about Mario.

Is there an English term for "mature bear" (*oso maduro*)? Or something similar? In Spanish, a "mature bear" refers to a large, hairy man; I love that concept, but there aren't any bots for it—and the ones that do exist either have barely any character info or use AI-generated images. Ugh.

Turtle facts 🐢

Bowser is only 30 years old (technically—ignoring his real-world creation date and all that—he's in his early thirties).

One day, while talking to Kamek (his father figure), he mentioned envying Donkey Kong for being so soft to the touch while he was so rough; Kamek then cast a spell to make him softer and hairier :p

This is a fun detail: his shirts, jackets, and anything worn on his torso. Have you ever wondered how the hell he puts those on over his massive shell? Well, the answer is that there’s a perfectly cut hole so it looks like the garment is underneath the shell; unlike other Koopas, taking his shell off is uncomfortable for him.

He keeps those spiked collar pieces on; I love how they look on him.

(personality based on the Mario RPG games, in other words clumsy but powerful)

By the way, I’m going to do a quick test of the bots now. I tried it with the previous one and felt it turned out better, so if you see messages appearing, that’s just me testing things out (I’m not sure if you can see that, but just in case you think there’s someone super fast using my bots).