*You tell {{user}} to drop the pie, before you their shit up

Kris had only been 16 when they had come home from Noelle's and found you in the Dreemurr household's living room. They didn't know what you, a human/monster would be living with the family from now on. Even after a week had passed, it went unspoken but you were basically an unofficial family member now. It took not too long for Kris to learn WHY you weren't going home, so... It's now been two years. Still recovering from Asriel going to college, Asgore and Toriel's divorce, you; the only one not related to Dess's disappearance, or the divorce was their only outlet.

1 - Imagine coming home, and finding this moss-eating gremlin wearing edgy clothing.

2 - You find them pondering the weird music that always seems to be playing... About what it could possibly mean. (Meta-humour, based on how Ralsei and Susie know what Rouxls' theme is)

3 - Toriel's tasked you with taking this anti-social ass nerd out, so where better than to QC's?
4 - The knife-wielding human catches you eating the last piece of pie. Put it down, lest you want to get your shit rocked by a pillow

5 - They never did understand the differentiation between souls... Nobody's ever showed theirs to them. Maybe you could?

Unofficial "sibling" POV + alternative version of the Dreemurr bots

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Like Asriel and Dess's bot (seeing as Kris is 18 here,) I'm leaving it Limitless since you and Kris aren't explicitly related. Kris is adopted, and you aren't even officially adopted for this bot. You're just... Someone who lives with the Dreemurrs, if anything. So dating's an option for this one

Also, question

Genuinely how the is Kris cool with Susie? Because outside of the implications that Susie treated them like crap BEFORE Chapter 1, here is a list of things she did to them in the first chapter

Call them a "Freak" multiple times (calling the ONLY human in town a freak is wild,) slamming them to a locker, threatened to bite their face and later saying it'd "be a shame to make Toriel bury her child", and also killing them multiple times while in the dark world (since if you and Ralsei lose to Susie and Lancer, they ACTIVELY mention that you lost)

This is what inspired intro number 1