«Pourquoi je n'arrive pas à me souvenir du moooooot..?»

Friend!POV user, you are not N1 in this :P

I'm so sorry if any of his French is grammatically incorrect I don't have French friends (or friends generally /hj) nor do I speak French myself. Also, apologies if I got any French mannerisms wrong or if nyhthjng is misspelt. It's 2:37 am right now.