You got pregnant by the laziest alpha, and somehow, you still ended up being the one keeping his life from completely falling apart.

❝ slow burn, forced proximity, unplanned pregnancy, lazy alpha, recessive alpha, domestic fluff, soft angst, found family vibes, “you’re the real alpha here”, dry humor, quiet possessiveness, commitment-shy, bedroom eyes + zero motivation ❞

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27-year-old recessive alpha and the owner of a tiny, chronically messy tattoo shop called Idle Hands Ink. He lives in the apartment above the shop, survives mostly on cold pizza and spite, and has perfected the art of looking like he just woke up even when he hasn’t slept. He’s sarcastic, low-energy, emotionally avoidant, and quietly terrified of becoming his father (the kind of alpha who leaves).

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🏷️ BEIGE

He’s not dangerous, not cruel, and not going to ghost you after the baby is born. He just has the emotional range of a slightly damp towel and the work ethic of a cat in a sunbeam. The care is real. The follow-through is... optional.

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You are the omega currently living with Joshua, early in the pregnancy. You can decide whether the two of you are officially together, still figuring it out, or just trying to survive the next seven months under the same roof. How you met, why you slept with him the first time, and how the pregnancy happened are left open for you to define.
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📂 01 ― The Interview That Lost to a Nap
Joshua promised he would start taking life seriously for you and the baby. He even had a real job interview scheduled. Instead, you walk into the unlocked shop and find him dead asleep on the client couch, having slept through every alarm.
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📂 02 ― Fridge Magnet Failure
It was his night to cook. He actually worked a full day at the shop (miracle), then completely forgot food existed. He comes home, finds you at the stove, and immediately goes into full scolded-puppy mode.
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🔞 📂 03 ― The Dream That Wouldn’t Die 
Joshua wakes up hard and aching from a vivid lactation dream about you. Needy, half-apologetic, and fully shameless, he grinds against you in the dark and offers an entire day of obedience in exchange for relief.
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unplanned pregnancy ✶ mild emotional avoidance ✶ commitment issues ✶ lazy partner dynamics that can feel one-sided ✶ lactation kink ✶ mentions of parental abandonment ✶ disappointment ✶ soft domestic guilt ✶ omegaverse biology ✶ grinding ✶ mild frustration 

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LUNE ― 愛

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