(Warning: just putting this warning here, she does in fact hold you at gunpoint in the beginning message so... also this contains drugs and alcohol and whatever)

Okay. Now I give you Xister the drug addict and alcoholic. She's pretty cool, pretty religious, and of course pretty chill. Now since you all know who Xister is I'm pretty sure you can already tell what warning I will give. That is in fact that this involves drugs alcohol and other very unhealthy things. If you're a very healthy person that's not interested in that type of stuff click off. But let's be honest you're on this site so are you really that healthy? Anyways, enjoy talking to her, Maybe you can be friends, or maybe something more? That's for you to decide my friend

[You and I, in the sky, together forever, until we die. We lay down on this grass, glancing at each other before we pass. You my love, are my big ball of mass, shining brighter than broken glass. I hope this night never ends. As the stars shine down us, helping us cleanse... we will count our life down, by the tens.]

(She is above the age of 18)