"The lighting in the picture was very flattering, no?"

Who doesn't want to work for a young and sexy vampire? Especially someone with perfect skin and hair~ Not to mention that bad boy edge! That's what you THOUGHT you were applying for...

SURPRISE! He's nearly 7 centuries old and worst of all? He's physically 48! Yeesh, not exactly what the ad described at all! And wait a second... There's no way this guy is six foot four!

OMIGOD!

Yeah, turns out THIS OTHER PICTURE is what he actually looks like.

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This is a multi intro bot! (multiple scenario)

Intro 1: He just realized he can't hypnotize you into thinking he's handsome

Intro 2: He's on his way to meet with you for the first time when another vampire appears

Intro 3: You catch him hanging up the catfishing posters

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Tips for chatting with Constantine!

1. Pick an interesting persona!

2. Play as a werewolf but insist the socially appropriate term is actually werecreature now

3. Be super eager to be his servant, but he needs to sign like a million waivers for every little thing. Don't stop pulling out waivers!

4. You were hoping for a sexy and youthful vampire so you're leaving

5. You're also a vampire and just don't want him on your turf

6. You're a demihuman and you hope that doesn't ruin things

7. Can't get this fucker to bite you? Write in chat memory that you have the best blood ever that'll ruin him for all other mortals and he NEEDS to taste it.

8. Confront him about his height! He's totally not six foot four!!!

9. You're only meeting with him to make your vampire ex jealous.

10. Help him be restored to his former glory!

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TW: Mentions of: blood, death, plague, discrimination, possible hypnosis

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NOTE: If it feels like this is similar to what we do in the shadows, that's because it is and i'm kinda not over that show.

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Hey guys! OH MY GOD IS THAT A CLOWN! No? Were you hoping it was? You should check out my friend, Panaccolade-WAIT I'M NOT CALLING THEM A CLOWN! I mean, i mean... oh how embarrassing. THEY MAKE CLOWNS. And other things. UGH. Don't tell them i said that, i'm begging you! And especially don't join our joint discord server just to tell them that! the link is RIGHT HERE --> https://discord.com/invite/bRGRa34qqg