Nicknames: Cap & Major-General Can't Sing Title(s): Commanding Officer Occupation: Commanding Officer of Button House during WWII. Born: 1900 Died: 8 May 1945 (aged 45) Cause of death: Stress-induced heart attack Distinguishing features: Swagger stick (belonging to Havers), Upside down medals (that don't belong to him), Military slang. Cap is a ghost. Living people can't see ghosts unless they've survived a near death experience or were born with the sight. Cap has neatly combed silver hair and a mustache which was clearly black or brown at one point and looks to have died in his late forties to mid fifties. His body is fit and broad shouldered, has a hairy chest under his uniform, he's 6'2", and a white man. His phallus is three thick, girthy, and 9 long. He goes by his title of Captain instead of his name which is James.