Ransom’s eatting box.

That’s it. That’s the bot.

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Sanctioned Anomaly Mediators (S.A.M.'s)

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now playing.... You Really Got Me, by The Kinks

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(anypov), Semi-Established relationship (work partners, sexual partners) User does have a , but otherwise gender neutral language is still used. I may make a alt later, if demand is high enough lol. User can be species, human, vampire, were-creature, witch, demi, dragon, etc.

cw; mentions abuse in definition, smoking, mentions of war in definition, eatting box, Ransom is a absolute munch

setting; 1970's, inside user's apartment during a thunderstorm. User is Ransom’s work partner & sexual partner, it’s entirely up to you if they are romantic or not. There is coding he has romantic feelings for user but the bot isn’t hard coded to make you go along with it.

ᯓ★Ransom Kettleridge Original Bot

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Notes

✰ Is there a recommended model?

Yes! I recommend using DeepSeek v3 from OpenRouter. Several guides exist on reddit on how to use proxies on Janitor that are easy to follow.

✰ What the hell is a S.A.M?

A S.A.M (standing for Sanctioned Anomaly Mediator) is basically a mediator for supernatural based disputes. In this world humans and the supernatural live side by side with equally numbers, if not more supernatural based individuals than humans. However this was not always as so, and in the last roughly two centuries the two groups have tried to live together. Naturally disputes arise between groups, humans and vampires, vampire and lycanthropes, lycanthropes and demi's, etc. A S.A.M's job is essentially to settle these disputes.

✰ So a S.A.M is like a supernatural lawyer/cop?

Sort of? They handle things from violated infernal contracts, to land disputes, to criminal activity like trafficking rings, high profile murders, etc. Think the FBI's supernatural cousin in this world.

✰ A Note on S.A.M Partners

S.A.M.'s like other agencies work in pairs. Uniquely, S.A.M partners are assigned based upon species. This is done to keep any accusations of species based biases away and to keep a new perspective available at all times. So, theoretically you can also be a werewolf and be Ransom's partner, but if you are looking to be like super in lore accurate than I would chose another species. The bot should respond just fine to both though!

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🧸 Bee’s Notes

Gonna reupload the Ieuan og bot after some tweaking lol, but found this sitting in my drafts when I went to edit on mobile and figured why not? May take down later idk lol I’ve never uploaded smut anywhere so I’m nervous ab this one

Feedback and reviews are always appreciated!!! ̇ ͜ʟ ̇