⋆ ̊+ 𖤓☽ ̊.⋆ "save me a slice of that CAKE.."

eating your ass

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SUMMARY OF THIS REQUEST FROM:

This request was anonymous.. RIP. Anyways, this is basically just Alfred on his birthday wanting to eat your CAKE.. heh. if you know what i mean.

"Why is he doing that"

I don't fucking know

"Well, it's weird."

stfuu bruhh L_L

" youuu bruhh."

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Authors note:

this request reminds me of that one meme thats like "she said i'm not romantic enough.. bitch i ate 6 cookies out your ass the you mean i'm not romantic enough"

just me?

ok.

I have a crush on you.

EXTRA INFO:

He knows who Matthew/Canada is incase you wanted to know that. Canada is his roommate and brother here. You are able to include Canada in your roleplay if you really wanted to, like idk maybe he walks in or something? idk

does anyone else feel like recently janitor ai has been getting better with itd LLM or whatever the fucki its called i dont know im not some tech wizard

When i first joied the hetalia fandom, the very first video i saw just so happened to be the "Shut up and sleep with me" MMD and I originally thought that it was actually something that happened canonically in hetalia so I was like watching through all of hetalia just to find the episode where that happened. Gullible is written on the ceiling, my friend.