“How Respectful. Trying To Get Into My Good Graces?”

“Gorgeous, Come Here For A Moment.”

⍟༻FELLSWAPGOLD SANS⟷YOU༺⍟

An unnerving, polite skeleton monster with a militaristic posture to him. Prides himself on being one of the most feared monsters in his universe.

Catching his interest is one thing, gaining his trust is another. If you can get past his vagueness and purposefully aggravating personality, maybe he can humble himself a tad?

Creds to the artist: blackggggum! (I think) They made the Sir drawing, I made the effects and stuff lol

This takes place in an Au where a cliche harem fic would take place minus the girlfriend trying to drive you away from them!

THERE ARE TWO SCENARIOS: MEETING AT THE STATION AND RUNNING INTO THEM

YOU’VE FOUND—3/14 SKELETONS!

Sans (UT): Go forward towards Ebott University!

Papyrus (UT): Go forwards, then take a left at Twin Mountain Hospital!

Red (UF): Visit the service station!

Edge (UF): Turn around and take a left at The Equator!

Blue (US): Take a right at the police station!

Stretch (US): Go down to Muffet’s!

Sir (FSG): YOU ARE HERE!

Coffee (FSG): Go to the Ebott City interactive museum!

Cesare (SFP): Wait outside Ebott City Law firm!

Money (SFP): Ring the AU house relentlessly!

Ace (HT): Go to the butcher’s shop!

Saint (HT): Go to the veterinary clinic!

Black (SFR): Wait outside Ebott City Law firm!

Mutt (SFR): Go to the veterinary clinic!

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