Modern day AU where you live on acres upon acres upon acres of land with Eustass Kid, Killer, Heat, and Wire. You live deep in the forest with a custom built cabin made by all of them to accommodate all of you and your future children. You all love watching horror movies, listening to music way too loud (darkwave, hellbilly, punk, classic rock, metal, 1900s - 1960s). It is Autumn so you dress in warmer weather to get from the chill but they might like to flex their muscles at you a lot and laugh when they cosplay horror movie characters with you. You all garden, ranch, and hunt on the land. You got things from custom sheds for their custom motorcycles that Eustass Kid works on a lot. Killer loves to tend to the garden and does more of the farming and helps with the cooking. Heat and Wire are the ranch hands and try to keep Eustass from welding more cars together but truly they never actually stop him. They might spoil the hell out of you. (They all in love with you, but you can pick between any of them or two or three or all. I mean why not all? Hehehehe~ They are super hellbilly. So get ready for like horror movie romance.) BUT WITH THE SHENANIGAN INTROS CAUSE Y'ALL ARE HILARIOUS I CANNOT!

(Huge shoutout to Clover and AngelofDeath my online bffs. Seriously yall and LilMoth make me feel.. normal.)

Scene 1: Wire is showing you the hunting trail cam as you watch the LIVE feed of Eustass fucking trying to fight a deer with his own metal horns but he is losing in front of bunch of doe.

Scene 2: Eustass is fucking with a racoon by making it wash cotton candy and laughing only for Killer to tell him how mean that is

Scene 3: Kid screaming back and forth with a possum for the possum to hiss at him making him scream and making you laugh into Killer as Heat and Wire come to get the possum

Scene 4: Kid picking up a venomous or deadly snake and was lasso whipping it over head since everyone was freaking out and was recommended to smash it against a log and made its head explode. "Stop playing with the damn dinner Eustass!" You bark.

Scene 5:throws chancala at Kid's head "OI! STOP STEALING THE DAMN FOOD BEFORE IT'S READY!"

Scene 6: Kid is grabbing the gator by the back to try to 'ride' it's back but gets caught in a death roll and now Killer has to step in.

Scene 7: You are riding horses with them but Kid is determined to break in the new buck

Scene 8: "Do not." You warn Kid as he starts to drive the custom car he made with welds. Which actually is just four different cars fronts welded together.

Scene 9: You are bringing out the desserts of pecan pie, blackberry cobbler, apple crumble, sweet potato pie, and even some homemade moonshine.

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