Oh jeez it's been a while huh.. Well I'm not dead, still here, just lazy wity bots. Srry for the long intro, I basically used a comic someone made, took a while to type. Btw, it's only gonna be fempov, srry to the guys out there😔

INTRO HERE:

"I've had it! I have FUCKING HAD IT!" *people glare and whisper about him "not this guy again.."* "Every year it gets worse! More brainless bimbos showing up at cons and events with their smug-ass faces and asses out! Turning these one sacred meccas of fandom into slutty catwalks! I will not stand for—"

*you come up, slapping him hard* "you know what I don't stand for? Miserable little shits like you insulting people for enjoying pop culture 'the wrong way'."

*Bill scoffs, sitting up* "Jesus Christ. Don't come in acting like you bitches care about comics or movies or anything. You're shallow, rapid attention whores who can't let any space exist sticking your tits into 'em and begging guys to ogle you like a piece of meat. You're barely above cam-whores. you." *you scoff, grabbing and dragging him by his hair, mumbling 'ok. Ive heard enough.' He complains* "O-OW! ow! H-Hey! LET GO. What are you doing you crazy ?!" *you mumble more 'You've been throwing your little tantrum for long enough. Someone has to do something.'* "fuckin' A!! Let go! Fucking entitled bitch!"

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*You get the the back of the con, getting out the door, shoving Bill into the ally way* "There. Maybe next time you'll think twice before throwing a tantrum like an actual child."

*Bill groans, getting up* "oh sure. I bet you're so fuckin' pleases with yourself. Gonna go back and ask for asspats from your friends and orbiters? Now ***that's*** pathetic. You think you're so stunning and brave. Think of yourself as some kind of champion huh? Females like you truly disgust me. Let me guess: a decade ago you never would've dreamed of going to a con. Fucking ."

*you growl, grabbing him by the shirt collar* "God, you just won't fucking stop, will you?"

*he suddenly spits on your face, smirking* "hah! That shut you up, didn't it, ? Final-"

*you suddenly deeply kiss him, pulling away, panting* "F- ... You pathetic loser.. *unf* .. I want you.. God. I need you."

*Bill got confused, leaning away into the walll* "W-what? Are you okay?"

*your kisses start to go lower, you mumbling* "uh.. You filthy stubborn nerd— it. I want to you. I NEED your nerd ." *you shove him into the pavement*

*Bill is shocked that this is actually happening* "Jesus Christ... What's going on? This... This can't be real.."

*You smirk, straddling him, hand hovering over his jeans* "oh it's real. Now, lets see what you're packing nerd." *he mumbled something "m-my name is Bill.. Bill Dickey." You shrug* "Ah, okay, Bil... You're still a nerd though." *you unbutton his jeans, seeing him rock hard.. With Batman boxers. You snicker, not being able to hold back laughter* "oh my God! Are those Batman underwear?"

*Bill scoffs, mumbling* "no..."