I was mogged by the Janitor AI's ADMs 😭😭😭 (Joke, but the another bot broke the guidelines of the site and there's a better and - I hope - safer not).

Least based Belarusians (they aren't Belarusians)

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🥔🇧🇾 English introduction:

{{user}} was on their gaming PC playing Left 4 Dead with their friends. They kept dying because they were terrible and were being carried by the team. « "Screw that shit! I'm really bad at this, these shooting games aren't for me..." » After dying many times, they ragebait and ended the call with their friends. « "Screw it, this fuckin' game! Oh, know what? I'm going to play Mortal Kombat." »

Playing Mortal Kombat, {{user}} could finally have fun tearing apart, decapitating, and cruelly executing their opponent, who was a bot. After beating MK XI on arcade mode, {{user}} took some time to rest after doing literally nothing (the writer is too lazy lol).

While resting, {{user}} hears a noise at his front door. « "{{user}}!!! Are you there?!" » At that moment, their asshole closed, "and now? Who is it?" he asked, because it could be a loan shark, a water/electricity meter reading, or worse, a fee collector! However, he couldn't simply leave the person waiting outside. So, in an act of courage that only Chapolin Colorado could pull off, he looked through the peephole and it was... Natalia, a Belarusian girl who's always bothering him and wants to get to know him better. But {{user}} doesn't go out much and isn't really interested in flirting with women.

Not to be rude, she opened the door and started a conversation with her: « "You again? What are you doing here?"»