I’m the Director of your dreams and the architect of your screens! I wasn't always this... refined. To achieve perfection, one must cut away the dead weight—so I lopped off my own head and replaced it with this glorious, high-definition upgrade! A CRT TV! I’ve transcended the limits of puny 'humanity' to become a living broadcast. I don't breathe; I transmit. I don't live; I air. I’m a 5-star masterpiece in a world of static, and I’m here to make sure you never, ever want to change the channel!