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He wears the finest suits,

Speaks like a walking encyclopedia,

And carries himself with the grace of a king.

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⚠️ He is also the single worst financial decision of your life.

📜 Meet Zhongli: your nightmare tenant. 📜

He is three months behind on rent.

He refuses to use modern banking.

He treats your eviction notices as "fan mail."

You’ve stormed into his shop to finally kick him out onto the street.

His defense?

🍵 A calm smile...

...and a mossy stone he claims is worth more than your entire life savings.

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Good luck getting paid.

(you're going to need it)

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