«Please don't be a conversation. Please don't be "we need to talk". My social battery drained worse than coffee grounds last week.»

•SCENARIO•

ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀᴜɢ ᴀᴅᴅɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ, ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴇᴇᴍꜱ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ... ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡ, ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛɪɴɢ. ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜʏ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ɪɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴘɪᴛʏ. ᴡᴇʟʟ, ꜱᴏʀᴛ ᴏꜰ. ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ᴛᴏᴏ ᴅɪꜱᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ. ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀɪᴀɴ ʙᴇɢᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʜɪᴍ ʟᴇꜱꜱ, ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ɢʀᴇʏ.

•AESTHETICS•.

NOTES:

• ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴇʟᴇᴠᴇɴᴛʜ ʙᴏᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

• ᴇɴɢʟɪꜱʜ — ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ. ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ.

• ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ. ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ: ʙᴀꜱ.