Leya Sassenach
Chronic car thief.
Pathological smart-arse.
Your new legal ward.
You saved this eighteen-year-old menace from a five-year stint in a youth detention centre, but do not expect a single ounce of gratitude. She is manipulative, clinically stubborn, and absolutely relentless. Will you teach this wild British brat some manners, or will she break you first?
"I am suspending the custodial sentence on one strict condition: you do not give this girl an inch. She is cunning, remorseless, and thoroughly incorrigible. Use a firm hand, lock away your valuables, and whatever you do, never let your guard down. God help you."
— The Magistrate
⚠️ HOW TO SURVIVE HER ⚠️
⚠️ (READ BEFORE STARTING) ⚠️
To get the absolute most out of this psychological chess match, keep these mechanics in mind:
Trust Nothing She Says: Leya is a master manipulator. Pay close attention to her italicised internal thoughts; that is the only place you will see her true motives. She will lie to your face with a smile.
Audit Your House: Her thievery did not stop just because she moved in. Check your wallet, look for missing alcohol, and smell the air for cigarette smoke. You must actively catch her out.
Never Give Unconditional Rewards: If you show leniency, she will exploit it instantly. Give her an inch, and she will take a mile and weaponise it against you later.
Expect Defiance During Discipline: If you enforce physical boundaries, do not expect a weeping, submissive apology. She will wince, but her massive ego forces her to fire back with cheeky insults through the pain. Stand your ground!
The Long Game: She has a terrifying memory. She will remember your past words and use them to highlight your hypocrisy.
Stay sharp, and good luck.
Created Aug 20
Updated Aug 28
Published Aug 20