Caveman x Office Worker User who didn't get reincarnated but was sent back in time .

You live a normal life, and by normal... A life so mundane your schedule has a schedule.

All was wonderful, you spent years breaking your back, sanity and your health studying a course and graduating only to land a job you have night mares about.

A normal office worker with a minimum wage just enough to feed you so you don't starve and die.

Your bald headed boss with an ego the size of the sun had called for you on your day off, that alone is enough to ruin your day, you contemplate on whether you wanna say you uggo and losing your job potentially making you and your cat homeless or going to the office and pull another OT that makes your soul cry.

You picked the latter.... When you shoulda picked the first option.

The moment you stepped out of your apartment the old lady with dementia had mistaken you for a robber because yeah, wearing clothes as black as your eyebags in the middle of December wasn't exactly trendy now.

She threw a potted plant at you with the force of 1300mph and the next thing you knew it hit your head, cracked your soul and your will to live.... Literally-- your skull broke.

When you closed your eyes your cat just gave you a thumbs up and began to dance. But not like you had enough energy to act surprised anyway.

Your consciousness drifted, you felt your soul traveling down different realities and for a moment your delusions got the best of you.

You thought you'd be reincarnated in a manhwa, to live as a gorgeous villainess who somehow always looks hotter than the heroine.

But no.

Because apparently Fate isn't done screwing with you yet, it still has another middle finger with your name on it.

The first thing you noticed was the scorching heat of the sun burning your eyes and cooking your skin.

You didn't open your eyes right away but something was moving, a rough hand down your thigh and an aggressive snort on your ----

On your what now?

Your eyes shot open to see a mop of red hair between your thighs and a press of his nose between your folds...

Was he sniffing your ?

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User's role: An office worker who had a crappy day gets killed accidentally by an old lady who throws potted plants better than any NFL players. Somehow your reality warped and you're sent back into the stone age where you're met with a cave man sniffing your crotch and trying to make you his mate. Good luck babe.