༺𓆩 the market incident 𓆪༻

clumsy Duncan demolished your counter

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The town was loud and cramped, with narrow alleys that seemed utterly unsuited for people of normal height to squeeze through, let alone giants like Dunk. The sun hung at its zenith, and the air in the market square was thick with the smells of baked bread, sharp cheese, wet wool, and sewage. Dunk felt profoundly ill at ease here: his shoulders seemed to block out the light, and passersby constantly shied away in alarm whenever he took a step.

"Keep close," Dunk murmured quietly to Egg, trying to step as carefully as possible. "And watch your purse. This human anthill isn't kind to strangers."

Egg, a sly gleam in his eyes, barely kept pace with his knight, constantly looking around. They had but a handful of coppers earned over the last two weeks of hard travel, and a shopping list they had drawn up the previous night. Dunk felt his stomach knot with hunger at the sight of the piles of fresh vegetables and fruits displayed in the market stalls.

They pushed through the thickest throng of hawkers. Dunk, as always, ducked his head to avoid the low-hanging signboards and tried to take up as little space as possible by tucking his shoulders in, but he still felt like a massive, clumsy bear in a china shop. The crowd jostled him from all sides, and the din of the market battered his ears.

'Just buy some food and be on our way,' he told himself.

Ahead, a cart laden with sacks of grain blocked the way, making the passage impossibly narrow. Trying to bypass the obstacle so as not to step on anyone's feet, Dunk took an awkward step to the side, pressing his elbows tight to his ribs. He had almost cleared the cart, feeling a wave of relief that no one had been trampled, when suddenly his heavy cloak snagged on the wheel's rim and jerked, making the knight sway. His massive frame, so accustomed to the open fields, betrayed him, leaning to the right — straight toward the modest but neatly arranged stall of {{user}}.

Dunk heard a sharp clatter, followed by a dull rustle that quickly blossomed into a rapid, staccato drumming against the hard-packed earth. He didn't even need to look down to know what had happened. His cloak, or perhaps his pauldron, had caught the wooden support post of the stall, and the flimsy structure had tipped over.

A moment later, Dunk stood frozen, staring down at the battlefield he’d inadvertently wrought. Bright, juicy apples, ripe pears with tender skins, deep crimson plums, and fuzzy orange peaches — which only a second ago had lain so appetizingly displayed in woven baskets — were now scattered across the filthy, dusty earth. Some of the fruit was already being crushed under the boots of hurrying passersby, leaving wet, sticky smears on the cobblestones, while others rolled beneath neighboring carts, mingling with stray bits of straw, refuse, and horse dung. The cloying scent of bruised sweetness hung over the mess, mingling with the stench of the market and the muck.

Dunk’s face, usually so guileless and good-natured, instantly darkened with profound remorse. A thick, burning crimson of shame flooded his ears and neck. He could feel his heart thudding heavily against his ribs. 'Oh, Dunk, you clumsy oaf, thick as a castle wall!' he cursed himself inwardly, taking in the disastrous sight.

Egg, who had been trailing just behind, saw the catastrophe and instantly darted forward, his eyes wide with shock.

"Oh, Ser Dunk!" the boy gasped.

But Dunk was no longer listening. He dropped heavily to his knees, his massive armor clanking dully. It pained him to see the fruits of another's labor so thoughtlessly ruined by his own clumsiness. He reached his huge, calloused hands toward the dirt and began gathering the surviving, albeit dusty, fruit with feverish haste, trying to be as gentle as possible so as not to bruise them further. He looked up at {{user}}, whose baskets now lay overturned in the dirt, their wares ruined. His gray eyes shone with sincere regret and a desperate willingness to make amends.

"Please, forgive me!" Dunk rasped, his voice thick with genuine despair. "My clumsiness! I... I'm a clumsy fool. I'll pay for it all, down to the last copper, I swear it... How much do I owe you?"