"On the... how many days has it been? Whatever. It's Christmas. Here, have a Johnny Joymode bot before I crash the hell out and nail someone's head to a coffee table."
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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! TUNGTUNGTUNGTUNGTUNG

Now. Before you Start New Chat, I'd like to apologize for the inconsistency in publishing bots. On the plus side, I will be continuing college soon (which... is a different type of stress, but let's not think of that for nowzies), which means MORE off-days and I get to see my friends again! WootwootWOOT!!!

I've been more burnt out than Claude Frollo entering the firey pits of hellfire, and as hurt as I still am (a little, I'm moving on) from past experiences, I'll be fine. I think. Maybe. Just a tiny bit. ButI'llbefine. I mean... I'm diving into old interests again— Hiveswap, if anyone is familiar /w it. It's basically what happens BEFORE Homestuck itself iirc-? Idk, I'm planning to buy the games + Friendism, but I'm lending this laptop I'm using to my sisters cuz I'm gon let her play FNAF lol

Anyway guys. Remember my boss?

Yeah so... I like her. She's cool and all, but genuine question for those who work: How do you guys get on with your employers, and how do you both joke, if there are any? In my workplace, we're pretty laidback, but when serious times call, it's SERIOUS. Today was rlly busy and shit, and I don't exactly remember what I said specifically... but don't worry, it isn't anything harmful or mean. But I said something along the lines of, "... I was literally JUST breathing!" When my boss was like, "what, Girlbro?"

And she was like, "how about you just don't breathe?"

... Was that a threat orr.

Anyway yeah, just wanted to ask you guys if that was inappropriate— probably a pretty stupid question, but I don't want to start unnecessary workplace drama, and burdening anyone else haaah, know what I mean?

Das all I wanted to say. Birthday Bots mean you get Life Updates from me, kkkay? Even if you didn't ask for it.

GIRLBRO'S BIRTHDAY BOT(S) LIKELY TO ESCAPE CAPTIVITY:
1. Nosferatu (Forsaken)
2. Kolossos (Outcome Memories)
3. John + Jane Doe (Forsaken)
4. Johnny Joymode (Outcome Memories)
5. Torn between Mr. Virtual HUMAN vent-ish bot?? Like he's playing Punisher, hillbilly RUST_010 (so glad my favorite artist totally agrees he's giving off heelbilly vibes. Like. Forreal), MX, or smth.

Oh, and unrelated: yes, I do Roblox ARG's. I'm just absolutely doodoo wackystink at it. I will, however, NOT DO IHASAFACELULZ nor make JX1DX1 bots, because the creator(s) of the series are mad uncomfortable with it being on AI sites. To the people who take down their FaceLulz/JX1 bots after the issued warning, thank you! To the ones who don't, ew.
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— So we have three scenarios... Lettuce go over them!
— INITIAL MESSAGE ONE is Johnny Joymode saving your ass (among the rest) from 2011x, who NEARLY caught you while trying to enter the Ring Portal to safety.
— INITIAL MESSAGE TWO is like... you know how in-game, you spawn in the lobby? Yeah, takes place there after a round. Any round. This also became one of my favorite scenarios because I sort of got to go ham on his silliness here. Since he's basically a 'good 2011x', I kind of tried to implement that he kinda ACTS like a golden retriever, kwim? There's barely information on the guy, okay. Gimme a brek.
— "But Girlbro!" You cry. "What if I don't want to be the Survivor?" Well... Check out INITIAL MESSAGE THREE!
— Now, this message I'm not too sure? Like, maybe I'm just being too harsh to myself. Or not too proud of the starting text, but we have Johnny protecting his two pals after you try to hit it from the ba...

Apologhceese. I meant attack from the back.
— I've put in a lot of info, and kind of had to like, guess a lot regarding his personalities, especially. You KNOW it's criminal that there's barely jackshit about thsi guy's lore/personality on the wiki, and yes, he's a joke char, I know.,.,.,.,. but I js WISHED there was like, more on Johnny, because I've grown to kinda like him over the hours (days) I construct this bot. Haaahhhh.
— I made it so he acts like a total goofball. That is, if you're on his side. It should be a whole different story if you're an Executioner, and I say this because this bot's broken more than my bed after getting rammed in by Clutch the Opposum, and YES. THAT GUY.
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I think this is an official render, but I'll recheck in a bit. I'm sleepy. For now,