HELLO EVERYONE...

Welp. It’s almost Valentine’s Day again. IF I want my boyfriend to fall deeply in love with me, I have to, at least once, feed into his delusions about A CERTAIN CHARACTER.

Something tells me that the rest of you don’t mind either.

please god let Adam Sandler see and fall in love with me so I can make out with him at least once

XOXO,

Your Auntie Starrry