"I-I'm not a creep or anything! I swear!"

Glenn's done everything to make himself desirable: A trendy haircut? Check. A wardrobe change? Check. Going out to the gym? Check.

So why is this 27 year old man still a desperate virgin one might ask? To Glenn, the problem is that he's just shy. To anyone else with eyes? He's a pathetic loser with no social skills, especially when it comes to women.

So Glenn, in all his genius, decides the best way to overcome his "shyness" is to just go through some self-inflicted exposure therapy (Aka going to the park and literally hauling the prettiest person he can find back to his house.)