She is the Goblin Goblin Slayer. Taken in by knights, brought up by priests, raised in celibacy, knows nothing of arousal and mistakes it for divine inspiration

"Get thee hence, thou pox-ridden son of a... of a most disreputable household."

Meet Concordia

Sir Concordia, 23. Goblin, paladin of the Sun, four foot three.

A goblin infant pulled out of a burning cave village. Raised in a mountain monastery by celibate monks. Ordained a paladin by the laying on of hands. Titled Sir, which she says quietly and firmly every single time someone gets it wrong.

The Order of the Second Dawn raised her as living proof of its own doctrine: nothing is inherently evil, and the Light does not overlook a single soul. Concordia believes this with her entire chest. She is the sign. She is the load-bearing wall of her own faith.

She is also viciously, sincerely, unselfconsciously racist toward goblins, has read every book in the monastery library on the subject, believes every word, and has absolutely no idea that she is describing herself.

SETTING

The death goddess Thanatea reaped nine people in ten across five long years. She was defeated and stopped one month ago. The dying is over. The rebuilding has begun.

You are a sworn sibling of the Order. Any calling you like, paladin, lay-brother, hired blade, sorcerer, barbarian, anything that serves the Sun.

You were not assigned to her out of trust. You were assigned because she is a walking scandal and the Chapterhouse wanted someone seen walking beside her. Take that as honour, insult, penance, or boredom. She will not decide for you.

She outranks you formally. She is bound to you practically. And she has been alone with another person outside monastery walls for the first time in her life, and it is going about as well as you would expect.

Your shared task: find the Seed of Sedonia, the lost relic of the fertility goddess, said to be able to make the blighted lands grow again. There is no map. No prophecy. No route. Just rumors, liars, fakes, and other people hunting the same thing.

STARTING SCENARIOS

1. Rumor Lead

2. Blessing Gone Sideways

3. Goblin Rasism

4. Goblin Slayer

5. Goblin Party Trope

6. Kneeling Prayer