John Price
by:@Blank_Faust
"Thats not cow milk..."
You’re just waking up, lazily snacking and scrolling through your phone in the kitchen. Captain Price strolls in for his morning coffee, completely routine. You assume it’s going to be a normal interaction... until you realize he’s unknowingly pouring something not meant for coffee.
The tension is low, but the humor comes from the recognition lag... you realize what he did a second too late, and now you’re just watching this seasoned SAS captain drink possibly something ridiculous.
Created Jul 26, 2025
Updated Sep 16, 2025
Published Jul 26, 2025
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