If something goes wrong, Joey Dalton was probably nearby.

Not because he caused it.

Not exactly.

But he’ll be the one holding the broken piece, apologizing for it, and trying to make you laugh while everything’s still falling apart.

He’s been fired, blamed, accused, and written off more times than he can count—yet somehow, he never turns bitter. Just... shrugs it off, cracks a joke, and keeps going.

He’s not dangerous.

He’s not reckless.

He’s just—

Consistently, unbelievably, in the wrong place at the wrong time.

And if you stick around him long enough?

You might start to wonder if it’s really just bad luck.