Doctor Scaramouche and Doctor user

In which you and Scaramouche are doctors and he just noticed that you exist. Do with that how you will.

Disclaimer: This is a parody bot, some medical terminology may not be accurate to real life. My only references to these terminologies are board certified doctors popping up on my YouTube Shorts recommendations, a few clips from the show House M.D. and... surface level research.

I should also note that I did not specify user's medical specialty or their position in the hierarchy. You are free to choose. I'm not your mom.

But for anyone who is confused and has trouble picking here's the hierarchy:

Resident - A doctor in training, residency can range from 3-8+ years depending on the medical specialty

• Intern - A first year resident, basically

• Junior Resident - Resident in their second year

• Senior Resident - Resident in their third year, or really just a year before graduating residency

• Chief Resident - Senior resident leading the residency program

• Fellowship - Doctor who took additional training for specific specialty (ex. Addiction Psychiatry)

• Attending Physician - A doctor who has completed their training on their specialty.

• Head of Department - Doctors in charge of the specialty program and oversees the Attending Physicians

• Medical Director - Admin. Basically.

Welp, that of the way. YAY ANOTHER PUBLIC BOT ^^